DBacks Dime Longhorns 11-1

  Posted July 30, 2013

After last year's bench-clearing brawl, this was bound to be an eventful twin-bill.  Tensions were higher than the Guntz at 4:20pm on a Friday....

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DBacks lose FMBA final to Guntz again

  Posted July 30, 2013

Holy Deja-vu....

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Girl beats Dukes 9-1

  Posted July 10, 2013

Dbacks were still drunk from the weekend. ...

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Dbacks out-booze Giants to a 3-2 victory

  Posted July 10, 2013

When the umpires asked the Dbacks how long we needed to eat in between games, we pulled out the beer cooler and proceeded to keep the buzz going.  Starting pitcher Ryan Saunders arrived 10 minutes before game time via horseback ready to deal.  ...

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Hammered Dbacks down Giants 5-4

  Posted July 10, 2013

After closing down Roadhouse Friday night, the Dbacks showed up completely gassed.  Flow forgot his hat (case of beer), was wearing a red belt (case of beer), and slept on the bench until game time (smart).  It was going to be a good day....

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Dbacks pounded by 'Cocks 10-0

  Posted July 10, 2013

Well this was a zoo of a game....

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Dbacks Scrape by Cards 2-1

  Posted June 28, 2013

Well folks, this was a ballgame.  Nelly vs. Gayef.  Hitters beware....

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DBacks Lose to Sox

  Posted June 28, 2013

The Sox started a soft-tossing righty, so immediately the Dbacks were screwed.  Despite taking up tree-trunks to the dish, the team could not adjust to the un-clockable speed at  which pitches were being thrown....

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Dbacks Win Baseball Game, Lose Rock-Skipping Competition to Mets

  Posted June 22, 2013

The game started out with 47 straight balls from the Mets' pitcher, many travelling either 45' or 85'.  Dbacks hitters got their powerwalk on and were quickly up a bunch....

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Dbacks Down Ammo-less Guns 4-1

  Posted June 18, 2013

The evening started out oddly when a mysterious darker-skinned fellow showed up in the Dbacks dugout in overalls and shit-kickers.  He claimed to have had previous relations with the team but no one could remember.  This individual called himself "Junior".  When asked what h...

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