Stars are 2022 CHAMPIONS
Posted September 19, 2022
The SGR received a phone call this week from the new management at the Landing asking that we come get our mail before someone trips over the doormat at the rear door. Needless to say the SGR was shocked, shocked to learn that the SGR phone number was still scrawled into the bathroom wall at the Lan...
Stars 14 45s 3
Posted July 29, 2018
Hey! The SGR is back after an extended leave of absence due to lame excuses and neglect, but mostly neglect. Let’s catch up on what we’ve missed shall we :...
Stars 9 Monarchs 2
Posted May 07, 2018
The Stars beat the Richmond Monarchs 9 to 2 this past Saturday which also happened to be May 5. Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz...
Stars 6 Badgers 3
Posted May 03, 2018
Today’s SGR brought to you by Fundamentals. Is your performance letting your team down? Is your game not quite what it used to be? If so you could use baseball’s latest craze, Fundamental from your good friends at Ronco! Fundamentals is the answer to all your baseball problems. Just te...
Stars 8 Legends 8
Posted April 18, 2018
The smell of fresh cut grass. Warm rays of sunshine gleaming beneath a clear blue sky. Songbirds frolicking among the cherry blossoms. These are the signs of spring. And baseball. Yes spring and baseball returned to George Pinter Field this past Saturday morning, but mostly baseball. Spring is repor...
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Posted December 20, 2017
The SGR has been quiet of late. Hasn't been much to talk about other than that playoff championship game we lost to the Pirates back in September. The Pirates bats did all the talking that day, so not much more to be said....
Stars 12 Royals 4
Posted September 21, 2017
The Stars beat the Royals 12 to 4 in semi final action to move on to the over 45 championship final. And now a word from the SGR’s newest sponsor:...
Stars 6 Pirates 4
Posted August 25, 2017
A letter poured in to the SGR mailbag this week. It reads: “Dear SGR, When I was growing up I wasn’t allowed to stay up late enough and watch the ‘Tonight Show with Johnny Carson.’ Can you tell me one of your favorite jokes from that show?” Signed, Humorless N. Richmond...
Stars 9 Eagles 8
Posted August 16, 2017
Late SGR this week. Been busy breaking up fights between nazis and communists and dealing with a case of vertigo, but mostly dealing with a case of vertigo. Ironically the symptoms of vertigo are the same as watching the news these days, your eyes spin around in your head, you get dizzy, and nauseou...