| BATS |
THROWS |
HEIGHT |
WEIGHT |
| R |
R |
6'0" |
195 |
| PROFILE |
| The man of many nicknames. What would the Jerks do without John "Murphberg Murphawitz"? As the host of the Annual Steak-Off (aka Big Gay John's Big Gay Barmitzva) John is a critical cog in the everyday jerkiness that is the Jerks. Murph Dawg is a B-movie addict whose favourites include Mosquito, Dinosaur Island, Santa & The Ice Cream Bunny and Gigli. Often confusing himself with the Angela Lansbury character on Murder She Wrote, “Gym Rat” is currently uncovering the great mystery of why the LMBA still refers to the Jerks as the J’s. Over the years John has amassed a wide assortment of toques, though to this day he still remains most proud of his snuffy! |
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