| BATS |
THROWS |
HEIGHT |
WEIGHT |
| R |
R |
5-11 |
190 |
| PROFILE |
Nickname: Ichiro
Recruited: Signed after the collapse of the Roche Bros Sunday PM softball league.
Scouting Report: Ichiro singles, great speed, makes noises when he runs, does not own a glove
Diet: Soy, Tofu, Crystal Light, nothing Darling eats
Hobbies: tanning, doing his hair, pedicures, Cardinals baseball, buying authentic professional uniforms
Quote: "I wish I was Paul Carchedi's son!"
Did you know???
Matt uses polmade, mousse and hair spray with an alternating blow drying pattern to get his hair ready to wear under his hat for softball games. |
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