Michael * Cavanagh Jr. Alumni |
| BATS |
THROWS |
HEIGHT |
WEIGHT |
| R |
R |
6'2" |
195 |
| PROFILE |
| 2005 finds Mike Jr. back on the active roster after a season on the DL where he took over the team coaching reigns from his old man and subsequently ruined everyone’s life, as well as their stats. This year, Vegas odds have Jr. lasting 8 games before suffering another season-ender. During his year hiatus Mike also starred in the film phenomenon Napoleon Dynamite. This extreme right wing nut’s hobbies include the study of fascism. When Mike Jr. grows up he’d like to be a tyrannical dictator; failing that the logical choice would be a seat on the LMBA board. Is currently putting the finishing touches on his autobiography entitled “My Fight”…what’s that translated in German? |
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