Ronald Benedictson P/C/OF/2nd |
| BATS |
THROWS |
HEIGHT |
WEIGHT |
| S |
R |
6'0" |
215 |
| PROFILE |
| You all might know Ronald from his autobiographical, Oscar-nominated performance in "Can't Buy Me Love" where he played a down and out teen who buys his popularity with his school chums. Ron, Ronald Miller in the movie, had little luck landing leading rolls after the film. He, like many other child stars, turned to a life of drugs and Kraft Cheez Whiz. Uncle Benny has since turned his life around and has had a very successful career as a Jerk and humanitarian. A champion of human rights and multiculturalism and an outspoken proponent of gay marriage, Benny was named as Canadian ambassador to the Federated States of Micronesia by the Government of Canada. Not surprisingly, was the lone Jerk who supported the LMBA’s injunction against the team website. A big fan of censorship, B’s idols include Tipper Gore and the LMBA Head Offices. Still gets rides to games from his Mom. |
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