| BATS |
THROWS |
HEIGHT |
WEIGHT |
| R |
R |
6-1 |
215 |
| PROFILE |
Nickname: Umbie, Umbrie, Savage
Recruited: Signed by Pete Robillard after a Simpson's episode.
Scouting Report: Just ask him how good he is
Diet: Steroids and Chicken Selects
Hobbies: wrestling, banging his head, bouncer at an alternative lifestyle bar, likes to have his throws from the outfield cut off
Quote: "I am the G.O.A.T, the Greatest of All Time!"
Did you know???
Scott is his own biggest fan!! |
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