| BATS |
THROWS |
HEIGHT |
WEIGHT |
| R |
R |
5-11 |
180 |
| PROFILE |
Nickname: Brownie
Recruited: Signed after the collapse of the Roche Bros Sunday afternoon league.
Scouting Report: regarded as one of the best SS in the league, clutch hitter, loves taking one off the cup, dancing knuckleball
Diet: Venus Pizza
Hobbies: souchering his own wounds, branding his skin, headstands in boiling water
Quote: "Do you think we can start a fast pitch league so I can throw knuckleballs?"
Did you know???
Brian is a certified EMT. |
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