| BATS |
THROWS |
HEIGHT |
WEIGHT |
| R |
R |
5-8 |
215 |
| PROFILE |
Nickname: PI, Smacker
Recruited: Signed by advanced scout Steve Abati to play in the Sunday AM league.
Softball Skills: power hitter that prefers to hit the ball off the handle, strong arm
Diet: F'ing buns with sweet and sour sauce, Tomato Sandwich w/Miracle Whip (lotsa Miracle Whip), Chop Suey Sandwich, Chicken Bonanza, Mee King, Steak and Cheese, no hockey pucks
Hobbies: shooting pool, arm wrestling champ, sitting with his legs crossed, modeling socks, talking about homos, fighting with neighbors at their little kids first birthday party "They were getting rowdy!"
Quote: "Toilets clog! It's not a perfect world."
Did you know???
Sean was a bouncer at the Yangtzee. He knows Karate.
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