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Guy first joined the Cardinals in 2007 back during a youth movement. He plays left field, which ain't no picnic.
Back when he was a skinny lad, he was once the fastest player in the league (and is still up there), but because his physique now resembles late career Barry Bonds, he tends to hit for more power (from the 9 hole).
His core skillset includes not being able to hit a curveball if his life depended on it, occasionally being diagnosed with gout, and usually being in good spirits.
A true FMBA legend, we hope he has a few years left in the tank.