Dbacks pounded by 'Cocks 10-0

Well this was a zoo of a game.

Things started off reasonbly when, just before the Dbacks took the field, Coach Wilps of the GameCocks suggested that we tarp it up in preparation for the Mordor-like storm advancing rapidly on the diamond.  After 15 minutes of waiting for the shitstorm to hit, it blew past without a single drop.

Now this really chapped everyone involved.  Apparently cold and impatience cause vaginaitis to flare up, because Kennedy's vajayjay was more swollen than the strippers at the Cat House.  After throwing 8 muffins he pulled himself from the game and it was up to Flow to stop the bleeding.

But his name is Flow for a reason, and he allowed 6 runs to score in the first.  The NFL replacement referee behind the dish didn't help any, as he made several brutal personal foul calls on the left-winger which allowed the touchdown to score in the first quarter.

The Dbacks battery caught a case of the GameCocks Flu, as neither catcher was available (case of beer).  Making the trek from Acme was Brad Regehr aka Dustin Pedroia, whose 15lb increase in the offseason lead to his first career back-to-back Ks.

MVP - Dustin Pedroia             IMDB - Kennedy