Hammered Dbacks down Giants 5-4

After closing down Roadhouse Friday night, the Dbacks showed up completely gassed.  Flow forgot his hat (case of beer), was wearing a red belt (case of beer), and slept on the bench until game time (smart).  It was going to be a good day.

Despite being three sheets to the wind, the Dbacks rolled three double-plays - more than the rest of the year combined.  Dbacks went up 3-1 quickly. A study was commissioned looking into drinking before games.

Things fell apart mentally for the Dbacks in the 6th when, in an effort to "not be racist", they neglected to intentionally walk the Giants' Cuban defector who had already pissed on two balls to the fence.  He subsequently hit a game-tying single and stole second and third to cash in on a sac fly.

Down by 1 run in the bottom ff the 7th the Dbacks put "small ball" into effect.  AJ Fystro started it off with a single and stole second.  Foddy came up and roped a single that scored Fystro, and took second on the throw to the dish.  Gazelle promptly rolled over to third, and once again Foddy waited for the throw to first and advanced to third. The Giants pitcher was so impressed with this great baserunning by a great baseball club that he conceded the game by throwing the next pitch to the backstop allowing the winning run to score.  Dbacks secured their first come-from-behind victory in history outside of the bedroom.

MVP - Rocky, for 3rd inning coffee      IMDB - Flow, for all of the above plus zooing a routine fly to second