Longhorns dime DBacks 15-2

DBacks were feeling pretty good after the pub-stomping of the Longhorns in Game 1.  DBacks starter Tom Gayef decided to throw with Fort Sask that afternoon in Red Deer vs. the Cardinals to "Pad stats and pick up the easy win".  Game 2 start is offloaded on Ryan Saunders.  Flow also decides to accompany Gayef to Red Deer, and rested in Game 2 in the event Fort Sask had terrible hitting and needed someone to hit deep fly ball outs.

This was a close game until the 5th-inning, when Saunders did something to anger the baseball gods and subsequently gave up 14 consecutive dying quails.  This was aided by equally-terrible defense by the DBacks, and the game was done from there.

Tyler "Asshacks" Lowie throws 1 inning in relief and is now sporting a Jackie Robinson-like 42.00 ERA.  

Kenton continued his strike-out/hit streak with one K and a double.  That puts him at 19 K's on the season.  We don't know what the record is but there may be a new award after this season...

This game can be summed up best by Asshacks' sentiment after his 1 inning of work:

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"

MVP - Gonzo  IMDB - Gerwing for being a 23-year-old CF and complaining about sore knees