Game 8 of the DBacks 10 game road stand went down as you might expect. Management received news prior to the game that slugging 1B Brent Cooper was out for the season with a broken foot from fouling a ball off himself earlier in the week. What a ****.

In the first inning, Band-Aid Trask pulls his left vagina and has to leave the game. What a ****.

Fodchuk missed the game to get out of town with some ladies. Getting some ****.

To create a challenge, the DBacks generously spotted the DDs 7 runs in the first two innings.

However, MVPierre was in full effect with the MLB zone. Both teams elect to take walks. Pierre complains in the 4th that the game is taking too long and almost tosses T-Wall for arguing strikes. After the 5th he starts calling said strikes to end the game before his call girl arrives at his place.

Replacing Trask in the 3-hole, Matt "Lupus" Strukoff went 1 for 2 with a triple and a pair of walks.

Overall, another pretty god-awful game.

JB is happy that Trask went down as he put up a 5 spot to get back in the RBI race. He secretly wishes for Trask to develop AIDs to let him take the lead....forever.

Dbags come back and take it 14 - 8.

MVP: Strukoff
Vag Badge: MVPierre for calling a teacup zone and complaining the game it taking too long