The Spaceballs lost two games to the Pro Ballaz (and an Opeth shirt to a surly dog) who are, in this reporter's opinion, the best team on Mondays by a fair margin. Probably one of the best teams on any night, actually. Almost every hitter in the lineup can put the ball wherever they like. Their girls are among the best defensively and at the plate. They really don't have any holes. Losing to Pro Ballaz is nothing to be ashamed of, particularly when the defense is as strong as it was in the first game. Even the hitting wasn't too shabby in Game 1. Scoring eight runs against a great team with only two hits for extra bases is pretty impressive. The second game was another story with only one hit total. The blame for the offensive woes appears to fall squarely on one set of shoulders; Yogurt's.  After the game, MegaMerMaid could be heard grumbling "What a douche." about the team's ginger bushed pitcher. Lone Bird added "Master of the Schwartz, my ass. That dude wouldn't know the Schwartz if it hit him in the face like my junk did last night."

Despite the losses, there were still some inspiring moments. The team's monkeys led the charge with the Drunken one hitting a chick burn homer to the opposite field and the Dark one making two running shoestring catches in left field (really effing up his ankle in the process). Celebratory poo-flinging was kept to a minimum.

With the recent return of the Princess from the disabled list, it was inevitable that another player would replace her. Catches O'Houlihan has a torn PCL and will be on the long-term injury list once he has the surgery. Reinforcements will be arrive in the form of Milkshake and perhaps all the boys he'll be bringing to the yard. Damn right, it's better than yours.

The Raspberry