Being declared Sexiest Jerk 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004 is Jeremy’s crowning achievement. But Cube will tell you there’s more to the package than just a chiseled-granite-jawed-piece-of-beefcake-mancandy with an “3 x 3 x 3 surprise”. This multi-faceted individual has several past times including frosting his tips and bumping umpires who are doing a good job. Openly wept at Jeremy Hart Appreciation Day 2004…and after watching I Am Sam…and after finding out he’d no longer be able to get free juice at the Paramount. Fans will be both sad and excited to find out that after retiring 2 games into the 2005 season, the "Sexiest Jerk" award will for the first time finally go to someone other than Cube.