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James Scott
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BATS THROWS HEIGHT WEIGHT
R R 6'0"" 134
PROFILE
James Scott led a rough life growing up on the cold hard streets of North Port Coquitlam. Severely obese throughout his childhood, Big Game was originally casted for the role of "Chunk" in The Goonies but was released due to his lack of mobility. Since his tormented childhood, James has lost a total 349 lbs on the Jared Fogle Subway Diet. Before securing the basecoach position with the Jerks, James dabbled in pimping and was a scab Handi-Dart driver during the Translink labour strike of 2001. When asked if he could meet anyone in history, who would it be The Game responded "A round table, cold meat luncheon with Lanny Macdonald and Jesus Christ". Unable to accomplish his long time goal of yelling "BACK!" loud enough for someone to hear him, James has donned the cleats for active roster duty for the 2006 season. 





 


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