Does anybody remember who this guy is? No, honestly. Inside sources say this guy played a quarter season for the jerks before bailing but we don’t recall. When asked about Ryan’s identity current Jerk John Murphy replied “We had a game last Sunday and there were three dudes on our team whose names I don’t even know. How the hell would I remember that guy?” Whether he actually played with the Jerks or not, there have been a number of confirmed Ryan sightings at the Paramount Gentlemen’s Club where the father of 8 performs custodial duties. "It's a trap!"