Steve is a man of few words, but you would be too if your head looked like a head of romaine lettuce. In fact, discussions are ongoing to arrange a Three Way Debate for the 2005 Jerks Steak Off that would pit Steve against fellow chatterboxes Tom Wilson and Jordan XXXXX. With the absence of his younger brother in 2004 due to injury, Fatty stepped his game and put the team on his sweaty back. In a flagrant display of jealous sibling rivalry, Mike Jr. sabotaged his brother’s achievements by base running the jerks to a second place finish. Cavanagh has not been mad since 1981 and doctors are perplexed as to the complete absence of the anger gene. In his time away from the club, Steve likes to cook up some mean Mongolian and enjoys wrestling in pancake mix. But his favourite pastime is taking his collection of criminal retards on a day-pass trip to the PNE and not letting Webb taunt them.
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