Jordan X is one of the slim few Jerk recruits that actually seems to be sticking with the team. Although we use the term "sticking" loosely as the only things he seems to be sticking to are the Jerks' DL, Jerks' post-game beer circles and the weekly Jerks' Poker game. The highly touted yet oft injured rookie has battled health issues all season. His diagnoses read like a medical encyclopedia: bruised shoulder, severely sprained ankle, torn rotator cuff, and chronically flared hemorrhoids which have led to a pulled tendon in his ass. Although hoping to be back and in shape in time for the 2005 playoffs, the team is just hoping to get more than 5 games out of him by the 2007 season. Although no relation to Malcolm, Jordan has been dubbed Jordan X as no one is quite sure of his last name. Seems to be a trend on this team...
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