Gary played a very strong two way game on Tuesday night helping the Rams continue there winning ways. scoring a goal from 40 yeards out and making key tackles.
Countdown to Rams next game (Jul 24/07)
May 12, 2008
After a long hiatus, the Ghost Writer has returned to tell it like it is with a new column. That’s right people the GW is back and with no further adieu offers the following revelations/pearls of wisdom (free of charge) to mark his return:
1) Ambiguity can lead to problems down the road
Are you a Chug? An Islamic Fundamentalist? An easy-going nice guy? Or a proud member of the T&T Nation? Or all of the above? Please clarify.
2) It’s always good to plan ahead
With this in mind, I offer the following newspaper ad to be placed into the local Maple Ridge News (or whatever the hell it’s called) in November 2008:
Golden Ears Soccer Club looking for a coach for its Men’s ‘Premier’ Team after current coach has fcuked off. Applicant must be available on weekends and some weekday evenings. Applicant must also be willing to engage in an endless relegation battle.
3) Contrary to popular belief, frequenting the Pizza Hut all-you-can-eat buffet 6 days a week will not increase your capacity to stop penalty kicks.
4) Even if the End of the World is on the horizon, a brown guy should never ever sport a mullet!
5) It’s better to recycle newspapers, batteries, and pop cans than it is to recycle women
6) Cancer causing agents are not limited to tobacco products
Cancer causing agents have in fact been found in 6’ foot individuals with cleats. These are not the types of cancers that kill however; these cancers merely suck the life and fun out of summer soccer. It is best to address these cancer agents in the on-set before they become full-blown diseases.
7) Maybe not all women are evil
Who knew that inside an insecure, somewhat immature individual with the first-touch of a trampoline there actually existed a confident and mature 30-something year-old who is actually not that painful to hangout with (anymore).
8) If you stack your team with too may clean-cut pretty boys, people will start to wonder why your home games aren’t being played in the West End.
9) No matter how obnoxious, disrespectful, and/or selfish a person can be, it’s always nice to know you can go home again (Read again in September).
10) Party at Tony’s later this month! There’s a houseboat (or whatever it is) just waiting to be hit by some empties.