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Mike * Read
Alumni
BATS THROWS HEIGHT WEIGHT
R R 6'0" 185
PROFILE
As a young child prodigy Michael missed out on the everyday stuff of being a kid. Mike has since divorced his parents and is now living with the family's ex pool boy Pablo above the Billy Miner pub. In the course of two seasons has had his nickname altered from “So Good” to “Adequate at Best”. Little known fact about Read: was a long time friend of Johnnie Cochrane. Before his death the two were engaged in launching a massive class action lawsuit on behalf of the Jerks against the League for forfeited endorsement dollars due to groundless censorship and violation of first amendment rights. When Michael is not on the ball field he can be found collecting shopping buggies for the local Safeway. 





 


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