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Curtis *Derlago

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BATS	THROWS	HEIGHT	WEIGHT
R	R	6'1"	200

PROFILE

Curtis is yet another partial-season Jerk who left the squad before the year was out. We’re not sure why because he's not spoken to anyone on the team in 3 years, but figure that since his departure Curtis has either dropped off the face of the earth or taken a Tibetan monk vow of silence. Internet Geek Forums and Gothic Message Boards report that he left the LMBA to further his career in the ENDDRPL (Extreme National Dungeons & Dragons Role Playing League) where he has turned the “sport” on its head. In unheard of time, KEJ has risen to the rank of 13th class wizard, level 17 Elven Bounty Killer Assassin and 10th degree Alchemist Troll Hunter and consequently is re-writing the Middle Earth record books.

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