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Glen Mitzel

SS/2nd/OF

BATS	THROWS	HEIGHT	WEIGHT
R	R	6'0"	205

PROFILE

After completing the Jerks inaugural season, Mitz retired from baseball and so became the first person to actually quit the team. Nicknamed Jesus Dirt because he is older than both, Glenn explains his career ending decision: “After a perfect season and hoisting the LMBA championship plaque over my head, what else was there left to achieve? I reached the pinnacle, Everest if you will…I only regret not sticking around for the Paramount sponsorship years.” Growing up, Mitz was a junior Alter Boy and fondly remembers his 1991 visit to Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch. He likes to attend mass at least twice each Sunday with his good buddies from League offices. Still believes they’ll find WMD in Iraq.

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