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Ron Swann

Retired

BATS	THROWS	HEIGHT	WEIGHT
R	R	5-9	180

PROFILE

Nickname: Swannie, Porn Star, Gennesis

Recruited: Smokey Wiener could not be more impressed with his bat in a Ron Swann film.

Scouting Report: Dead pull hitter with power

Diet: Women

Hobbies: sex, acting, launching golf clubs, talking dirty to his leading lady, wearing oversized T-shirts

Quote: "The f'ing bitch couldn't get me off."

Did you know???
Ron is famous for enticing multiple orgasms out of his leading lady.
Ron Swann

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