Jeremy Schwab is a rare bird indeed. How the Jerks ever managed to pry him away from a poker table long enough to commit to a season of ball we'll never know. In addition to possessing overrated poker skillz, Schwaby is also one of the select few first year players who have managed to endure whatever it is the Jerks do to drive most rookies from the team. Jeremy closely guards the secret that he spent most of his formative years living the life of a gypsy, touring extensively through Europe as a pre-teen employed as a roadie/groupie for the Village People. After 3 years of toiling and humping gear (as well as the band) Jeremy was thrust into the group as an emergency replacement as "The Cop" - the third person to hold the prestigious role in the band and pulling off double duty on both picolo and harpsichord. Schwab's favourite movies include Tootsie and The Rocky Horror Picture Show.