Phil was acquired in the off-season to fill an immediate need for someone who can back up on the ball (Sippert). Tim our GM found Phil standing in the middle of Broadway's men's room professing that he had a large beautiful penis and that he was going to be his pimp. To break the tension and get out of the washroom without incident Tim asked him to play Lobball. Since Phil joining the team we haven't heard Bill yell 'Give it to me hard'. A multi tool player Phil brings a certain level of energy to an otherwise tired lot. Although rumors have been circulating that he's only 15 years old Phil insists that he's 25.
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