Recruited: Reclaimed after being waived in '92 after poor Sunday AM attendance created by hangovers.
Scouting Report: Warning track power to all fields, switch hitter (more condusive to wiffle ball double connectors), small hands limit him defensively.
Diet: Pizza, Twinkees, Beer
Hobbies: Collecting Star Wars Figures, Climbing Trees, Baseball Card Baseball, Intelivision, Building forts