Famous Shruty's Quotes
Hoot - "There is a Jess on this team?"

The Stettinator (from the OF in-game)- "Is there a NASCAR track back there?"

Master Umpire (answering before the next pitch)- Yes they just opened it today

Hanics - "I can get free ice"

Hoot -"Wait. There's a Steph on this team?"

The Chipmeister- "Stett, we're playing on THIS field!"

Hanics - "I can't make the Party, I'll be on vacation in the Poconos in August"

Kiley - "Hoot, what do you do all day at work??"

Hoot - "Nothing. I work for the Government"

The Stettinator -(from the OF in the 2nd Inning) "What time does our game start??"

Jules - (playing the same game right next to Stett in RF) "I'm not sure. Are we playing tonight?"

Master Umpire - (After Shruty's takes the lead in an EWSL Game, score comes first and then comes...) SSssssshhhhhrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuutttyyyyyy'sss!!!!!!!

"Ooh... is that Champagne?!?" (chip)
"No, it's my grandmother's ashes...." (Blue Ice player)
7/22/08

"That was really good the way they threw the ball in real quick to each other!" - Tatum
"Its called a relay, Tat." - Anonymous

"Hoot, I don't know ANYBODY on this team anymore" - Kurt (our former organizer)
"That's ok, Kurt....neither do I!" - Hoot