After a long and harduous search, the Spurs have found their man as they inked David Reston to a multi year contract to be the team's expert Bat Boy. David is the youngest of Cloverdale's Famous Reston Bros and he brings a strong passion for the game passed down from his grandmother Avril.
David negociated full uniform privileges and promised to attend all games unless he has a game of his own (His Coach is Super Though). As part of his duties, David will not only be the cutest batboy in the league and act as a chick magnet for the players when the team is on the road but he will also be collecting fine for all swearing during games. Players will be assessed a $1 fine per swearing incident. All fund collected will go toward the famous coaches' Beer Fund.
David will not be allowed to part take in the beer drinking yet as he still going through an exclusive 8 year Molson tutorial program with his father Blaine.
Please welcome David to the team. |